Recent email exchange with friend/neighbor -
Friend: Hey guys, wanna come over for Daytona 500 race on the big screen?
Me: I'm in, unless the wind's blowing.
Friend: What? Dude, it's the Daytona 500! Once a year!
Me: You can't DVR the wind.
Friend: The wind blows often, Daytona happens only once!
Me: Ha! I wish the wind blew often.
They Just Don't Understand...